Guy Trolls Scammer Over Course Of Month With Hilarious Results

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mattstaff
Aug 22, 2018 12:00 AM EDT

Well, this was an emotional rollercoaster that we enjoyed muchly! 

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  • 01
    Text - From: Solomon Odonkoh To: James Veitch (No Subject) Hello James Veitch, I have an interesting business proposal I want to share with you, Solomon Talks
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  • 02
    Text - From: James Veitch To: Solomon Odonkoh (No Subject) Solomon, Your email intrigues me.
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    Text - From: Solomon Odonkoh To: James Veitch (No Subject) Dear James Veitch, We shall be shipping Gold to you. You will earn 10% of any gold you distributes.
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    Text - From: James Veitch To: Solomon Odonkoh (No Subject) How much is it worth?
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  • 05
    Text - Solomon Odonkoh From: To: James Veitch (No Subject) We will start with smaller quantity of 25kgs. The worth should be about $2.5million
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    Text - From: James Veitch To: Solomon Odonkoh (No Subject) Solomon, if we're going to do it, let's go big. can handle it. How much gold do you have?
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    Text - Solomon Odonkoh From: To: James Veitch (No Subject) It is not matter of how much gold I have, what matters is your capability of handling, We can start with 50kgs as trial shipment
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    Text - From: James Veitch To: Solomon Odonkoh (No Subject) 50kgs?? There's no point doing this at all unless we're shipping at least a metric ton.
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  • 09
    Text - From: Solomon Odonkoh To: James Veitch (No Subject) What do you do for a living?
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    Text - From: James Veitch To: Solomon Odonkoh (No Subject) I'm a hedge fund executive bank manager. This isn't the first time I've shipped bullion my friend, no no no. Now. Where are you based? I don't know about you but I think, if we're going via the postal service Mail, it ought to be signed for.
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    Text - Solomon Odonkoh From: To: James Veitch (No Subject) It will not be easy to convince my company to do larger quantity shipment.
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    Text - From: James Veitch To: Solomon Odonkoh (No Subject) Solomon, I'm completely with you on this one. I'm putting together a visual for you to take into the board meeting. Hold tight
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    Line - WEALTH QUANTITY OF GOLD
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    Text - From: James Veitch To: Solomon Odonkoh (No Subject) Solomon, Attached to this email you'll find a helpful chart. I had one of my assistants run the numbers and I've discovered an undeniable correlation I think it's clear that we should be shipping as much gold as possible.
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    Text - Solomon Odonkoh From: To: James Veitch (No Subject) I will be so much happy if the deal goes well, because I am going to get a very good commission as well
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    Text - From: James Veitch To: Solomon Odonkoh (No Subject) Excellent. What are you going to spend your cut on?
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  • 17
    Text - From: Solomon Odonkoh To: James Veitch (No Subject) On RealEstate, what about you?
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  • 18
    Text - From: James Veitch To: Solomon Odonkoh (No Subject) One word; Hummus. It's going places. I was in Sainsbury's the other day and there were about 30 different varieties. Also you can cut up carrots and dip them. Have you ever done that Solomon?
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  • 19
    Text - Solomon Odonkoh From: To: James Veitch (No Subject) I have to go bed now. Till morrow Have sweet dream.
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  • 20
    Text - From: James Veitch To: Solomon Odonkoh (No Subject) Bonsoir my golden nugget, bonsoir.
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  • 21
    Text - From: James Veitch To: Solomon Odonkoh (No Subject) Solomon, I'm concerned about security; I think, when we email each other, we should use some sort of code.
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  • 22
    Text - Solomon Odonkoh From: To: James Veitch (No Subject) Yes, good idea
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  • 23
    Text - From: James Veitch To: Solomon Odonkoh (No Subject) Solomon, I spent all night coming up with this code; Lawyer: Gummy Bear Bank: Cream Egg Legal: Fizzy Cola Bottle Claim: Peanut M&Ms Documents: Jelly Beans Western Union: A Giant Gummy Lizard Please call me "Kitkat" in all further correspondence
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  • 24
    Text - From: James Veitch To: Solomon Odonkoh (No Subject) Solomon, Is the deal still on? KitKat
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  • 25
    Text - Solomon Odonkoh From: To: James Veitch (No Subject) The Businesss is on and I am trying to raise the balance for the lawyer so that he can submit all the needed legal documents to the bank for the claim process to start. Can you assist with some funds? Send to my name £1,500.00 via Western Union Solomon
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    Text - From: James Veitch To: Solomon Odonkoh (No Subject) Solomon, I certainly can. But I'm very concerned about privacy so you need to use the Code
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    Text - Solomon Odonkoh From: To: James Veitch (No Subject) The business is on. I am trying to raise the balance for the Gummy Bear so he can submit all the needed Fizzy Cola Bottle Jelly Beans to the Creme Egg for the Peanut M&Ms process to start. Send £1,500.00 via a Giant Gummy Lizard.
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